About Us
HAIR METAL IS BACK!
Whoaah there, Skippy! You’ve reached the end of the fuckin’ internet, Dude. What was that grunge bullshit all about? Glad that’s over. What a nightmare.
This is the home of the biggest band this side of the Atlantic, the legendary heavy metal band, Metal Justice. We ruled the Sunset Strip in the 80s, and we’re back kickin’ ass and takin’ names. We play nothing but the best music in the history of music; the music that’s always had the hottest chicks: 100% authentic, big hair 80’s metal.
We are the REAL THING and everything we’ve done has been copied and imitated just as sure as if the original was left on a copy machine in a Poste office where so many wannabe rockers dreamed of quitting their day jobs while they loaded boxes in delivery trucks..
We play songs by Guns ‘n Roses, Poison, Scorpions, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi and more.
We are available for weddings, funerals, barmitzvahs, birthday parties, corporate events and major international tours.
What else could you possibly want?! For more information call 0800-PIS-SOFF or Contact Us.
METAL JUSTICE IS...
I knew I wanted to be a rock star back in kindergarten when I used to lay on my carpet during rest time and think about when I saw the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show on TV, and all of the screaming chicks in the audience. Except when my teacher would walk around toContinue Reading
Ciao, fellow sex fiends! I’m Lexxxi Lombardi. I have extra “x’s” in my name because I’m X-rated. I always order an xxxtra side of sexxx whenever I eat out (get it?!). And, Lexxxi rhymes with sexy, and people tell me my name sounds like a brand of extra-large rubbers. But I don’t need those cuzContinue Reading
I was never supposed to in a rock band, but then I never did what I was supposed to do. I was born in Geneva, Switzerland, and if you’ve ever lived in that moronic place for a while, you’d know that there is no way you can even think about playing in a band there.Continue Reading
Life is whack. Never thought I would play music. Less be a rock star. I was 15 growing up in France of all frickin’ places, and trying to hide this Playboy magazine under my brother’s bed cuz I heard my mom coming when I found this rock mag my older brother had under his bedContinue Reading
I was born in the shadow of the Mont Blanc mountain in France. My dad was a comely ski instructor and a deaf Italian Sign Language/French Sign Language interpreter. He took up the drums when he was young in a naive attempt to get through to his deaf father, but at some point, he endedContinue Reading
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