Hair Metal

What's Hair Metal?

HEAVY
METAL

(noun)

  1. A metal with a specific gravity greater than 5.0, usually poisonous, such as lead or mercury.

  2. Music. Very loud, amplified, brash rock music often with shouted, violent lyrics. 

Dude, if you’re on this page, you’re such a moron. But hey, you’ve probably been stuck in Geneva listening to Ska bands. Check out these bands. A world of great music awaits you. These bands made the best music in the world: 80’s hair metal. If you miss the glamorous 80s rock, the blistering glam vocals by singers that can really sing, drummers that can drum and swaggering, long-haired guitar players with whammy bars that know when their solos are, then come and see us. If not, say “I’m a weenie boy”, and catch Justin or Britney next time they’re passing through.

“One day you’ll walk into the tattoo shop of life and say: I’m back.
I’m ready for my new tattoo, and her name is rock~n~roll.
Now it’s time to make it permanent.
You will have been through all the temporary 15 minutes of flash.
You will come to realize that you’ve been being served fast food music
and disposable heroes for too long.
You know what the man behind the counter will say?
We knew you’d come back.”

— Motley Crue