I knew I wanted to be a rock star back in kindergarten when I used to lay on my carpet during rest time and think about when I saw the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show on TV, and all of the screaming chicks in the audience.  Except when my teacher would walk around toContinue Reading →

Ciao, fellow sex fiends! I’m Lexxxi Lombardi. I have extra “x’s” in my name because I’m X-rated. I always order an xxxtra side of sexxx whenever I eat out (get it?!). And, Lexxxi rhymes with sexy, and people tell me my name sounds like a brand of extra-large rubbers. But I don’t need those cuzContinue Reading →

I was never supposed to in a rock band, but then I never did what I was supposed to do. I was born in Geneva, Switzerland, and if you’ve ever lived in that moronic place for a while, you’d know that there is no way you can even think about playing in a band there.Continue Reading →

Life is whack. Never thought I would play music. Less be a rock star. I was 15 growing up in France of all frickin’ places, and trying to hide this Playboy magazine under my brother’s bed cuz I heard my mom coming when I found this rock mag my older brother had under his bedContinue Reading →

I was born in the shadow of the Mont Blanc mountain in France. My dad was a comely ski instructor and a deaf Italian Sign Language/French Sign Language interpreter. He took up the drums when he was young in a naive attempt to get through to his deaf father, but at some point, he endedContinue Reading →