They know what it means to love 80s heavy metal with all of their heart. It means waking up every day at the crack of noon just so you can start listening to Mëtal Jüstice tracks. It means dedicating many hours each day to making sure that your hair and makeup look f*ckin’ killer. ItContinue Reading
TIP OF THE WEEK: Make sure you condition your hair every day
If you don’t condition your hair, it could fall out. And then you couldn’t be in a band. And then you can’t be famous… like us. And then what would be the point? Really. ? $ℭѺ✞✞У ?
I hate waiting in lines.
I wish this bitch would hurry up and pick a suspect! ? $ℭѺ✞✞У ?
The other day I read in the newspaper how drinking booze can really screw-up your health.
Scared the shit out of me! That’s it… NO MORE READING THE NEWSPAPER!!! ? $ℭѺ✞✞У ?
Whoah, Dude! What was that grunge bullshit all about?
Glad that’s over. What a nightmare.
I think we can do this.
Our therapist says we’re ready to go out in public now. We’re really close to being functional.
One time I thought I had thought of something…
But then I realized that I actually was thinking of something totally different, but I still remembered the first thing. But what happened was that I ended up forgetting something else. This shit’s so hard.
Our new site is dope…
The colors are totally metal and we now we’re lookin’ for some sluts who love us to send us pictures to post here. How cool is that?
Is this annoying or what?
It has been a very educational week. We know all there is to know about domain name servers and registrars and all sorts of shit.
We are so close
We’re so close to being fully functional I can taste it!